We’ve rounded up a few of our favorites:
‘The glow in the dark stars on my ceiling aren’t glowing anymore, can you come take them down?’
‘When we brushed my teeth, we missed one’
‘I wasn’t going to tell you guys, but there’s a bird in the bird feeder’
‘There are some screws in my windowsill and we need to give them back to grandpa’
What excuses have you heard from kids at bedtime?